[00:00.00] i left my crib and slid like some barbecue ribs[00:14.85]hit the bridge at eighty[00:15.75]puffin a tiwg, listenin to big[00:17.58]city line on the side of my wig[00:19.50]i had to dig for the right street[00:21.03]for the house where my man lived[00:22.35]pistol peter joker[00:23.52]the kind of cat who'd sell a gat[00:24.93]if you sling cottage to a north dakota broker[00:27.09]had an addiction to poker[00:28.44]owed cats loot since mcgwire and sosa[00:30.51]the night was buck like thriller[00:31.65]i pulled out in front of his villa[00:32.76]he grinned like riddler[00:33.78]waiting for this girl[00:34.53]hopped into the whip like[00:35.34]'yo, what the **** man'[00:36.15]'yo, what's up what's up'[00:37.08]'yeah, let's hit this tit joint'[00:38.13]yup yup, bet like midler[00:39.57]pullin on a miller we acceled[00:41.13]dippin to the striptease, splittin trees[00:42.78]'til my eyes were holier than swiss cheese[00:44.76]feelin six foot six, scream like bixby[00:46.68]i could barely drive[00:47.70]laughin like the first time i drank st. ides and twirled[00:50.01]'til i seen the sign 'live girls'[00:51.75]pulled up locked the whip[00:53.16]yo, your head's gonna swirl[00:54.24]nah, **** that flip, wait 'til you see this ****[00:56.28]say punany-nany[00:57.63]punany-nany-nany[00:58.77]it's on like refridgerators[01:00.15]bouncers with alligators[01:01.35]pimple faced like hellraisers with cowboy hats[01:03.48]patted me down with a frown and half slap[01:05.34]sizzler bangin out the system of sound[01:07.11]not one busted female[01:08.49]the spot was more flash that korean ???????[01:10.86]ass swingin floppin ringin more than retail[01:13.08]in front of my eyes a couple of rounds went by[01:15.48]this chick put on a disguise like batman, gave a lapdance[01:18.93]pete was talkin to this other female in black pants[01:21.54]spandex topless swingin tits like reels on ampex[01:24.75]i heard her say somethin like she was ambidex[01:26.67]pete wanted to take it to the next[01:28.08]disappeared with two bottles of beck's[01:29.82]then i looked out the window[01:31.02]saw two cats come out a lex[01:32.40]nodded to the bouncer[01:33.33]then pointed to the back where they flexed[01:34.95]like '**** ***, we're waiting for a check'[01:36.90]yo, pete let's jet, let's be out i feel a threat[01:40.02]then i heard a shriek[01:40.89]the two cats from the lex in the back were somehow deleted form the scene[01:43.62]but the scream was definitely a female[01:45.06]young just out of her teens[01:46.29]the music came to a screech[01:47.52]yo, where the **** is pete?[01:48.60]blood starts stickin to my feet[01:49.89]then i heard a stripper flap[01:51.15]'man she's been stabbed'[01:52.11]i broke out like a bad rash back to the whip[01:54.06]pete was hidin behind garbage and ****[01:55.56]talkin bout some cats had a full clip to me and that chick, but missed[01:58.59]we rolled low like '**** yo, i don't know'[02:00.81]dropped him off by the bridge[02:02.22]came back home to the lab[02:03.45]rolled a bag and took a drag, thinkin[02:05.37]yo, who popped the stripper?[02:07.23]was it my man blowin two l's that flipped on some jack the ripper[02:20.82]or those siamese cats in the lex iced like the big dipper?[02:24.57]you paint the picture