[00:00.00] 作词 : L. Wainwright III[00:01.00] 作曲 : L. Wainwright III[00:15.52]There once was a man who just couldn't cry[00:23.37]He hadn't cried for years and for years[00:30.03]Napalmed babies and the movie 'Love Story[00:37.63]For instance could not produce tears[00:44.80]As a child he had cried as all children will[00:52.26]But at some point the tear ducts ran dry[00:59.63]He grew to be a man and the feces hit the fan[01:05.90]Things got bad but he couldn't cry[01:14.23]His dog got run over, his wife up and left him[01:22.18]After that he got sacked from his job[01:29.54]Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore[01:37.04]But still not a sniffle and sob[01:44.19]Well his novel was refused and his movie was banned[01:51.52]And his biog Broadway show was a flop[01:58.85]He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail[02:06.72]But still not a dribble or drop[02:13.52]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered[02:21.78]And made to make licence plates[02:28.77]Water and bread was all he was fed[02:36.30]But not once did a tear stain his face[02:43.44]Doctors were called in, scientists too[02:50.52]Theologians were last and practically least[02:57.81]They all agreed sure enough[03:01.44]He was no cream puff[03:05.46]But in fact an insensitive beast[03:43.24]He was removed from jail and placed in a place[03:51.60]For the insensitive and the insane[03:58.34]He played lots of chess and he made lots of friends[04:06.42]And he wept every time it would rain[04:11.20]Once it rained 40 days and it rained 40 nights[04:20.38]And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried[04:27.70]On the 41st day he just passed away[04:35.90]He just dehydrated and died[04:46.49]He went up to heaven located his dog[04:54.52]Not only that but he rejoined his arm[05:01.06]Down below all the critics, they took it all back[05:09.75]Cancer robbed the whore of her charm[05:15.98]His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke[05:23.53]The theologians were finally found out[05:30.84]Right down to the ground, the prison burned down[05:39.22]The earth suffered perpetual drought[05:42.87]undefined