[00:00.00] 作词 : Robert Williams/Serge Gainsbourg/Guy Chambers/Christopher Heath[00:01.00] 作曲 : Robert Williams/Serge Gainsbourg/Guy Chambers/Christopher Heath[00:04.58]Good evening children of cultural abandon[00:09.79]You searched for a saviour, well here I am[00:14.37]And all the best ones are dying off so quickly[00:19.27]While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can[00:25.91]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[00:28.19]The charisma's non-negotiable[00:30.75]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[00:33.23]I'm about to strip and you're my pole[00:36.01]We are so glorious[00:38.80]Why not leave your job and come on tour with us?[00:43.32]Before I drop dead and die[00:47.07]Good evening lovers of quality entertainment[00:51.80]Good evening to the others that don't know hit[00:56.63]Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme[01:01.37]Got a house in LA, I'm still paying for it…[01:08.16]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[01:10.17]It's just the tip but no one will know[01:12.81]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[01:15.17]All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)[01:18.65]You are magnificent[01:20.85]Maybe come on stage and be a part of it[01:25.60]I said maybe, baby, baby ohhh[01:29.20]Come leave the life you're living[01:34.03]Show me the light you're giving[01:39.39]I'll give it all then a little bit more, oh-oh-woah[01:49.10]“He would sell his children[01:53.87]For a hit in Belgium[01:58.63]God knows what he's done[02:03.69]For a number one”[02:09.67]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[02:12.11]Where the more you see, the less you know[02:14.61]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[02:17.07]Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow[02:19.95]I am notorious[02:22.63]For making all the crowd sing the chorious[02:27.34]I just made up that word[02:31.05]Come love the life I'm living[02:35.99]Bathe in the light I'm giving[02:41.49]“He'll give it all and a little bit more”[02:50.87]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[02:53.30]I'm a volcano that's about to blow[02:55.95]Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show[02:58.47]This is how I'd like to say “Hello”