[00:00.00] 作词 : Alanis Morissette[00:01.00] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:02.77]Hey, yeah, yeah[00:05.48]Yeah, ah- ah- ah, yeah[00:12.43]An old man turned ninety- eight[00:17.67]He won the lottery, and died the next day[00:23.55]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay[00:29.22]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late[00:34.44]Andisn't it ironic?[00:37.71]Don't you think?[00:39.66]It's like rain on your wedding day[00:45.48]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid[00:51.24]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take[00:57.07]And whowould've thought? It figures[01:03.00]Mr. Play- It- Safe was afraid to fly[01:08.19]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye[01:13.86]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight[01:19.92]And as the plane crashed down[01:22.24]He thought," Well,isn't this nice?"[01:24.87]Andisn't it ironic?[01:28.29]Don't you think?[01:30.24]It's like rain on your wedding day[01:36.30]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid[01:42.00]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take[01:48.14]And whowould've thought? It figures[01:52.86]Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[01:57.50]When you thinkeverything's okay andeverything's going right[02:05.28]And life has a funny way of helping you out[02:08.65]When you thinkeverything's gone wrong[02:10.70]And everything blows up in your face[02:16.36]It's a traffic jam whenyou're already late[02:21.48]A" No smoking" sign on your cigarette break[02:27.62]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife[02:33.54]It's meeting the man of my dreams[02:36.18]And then meeting his beautiful wife[02:39.78]Andisn't it ironic?[02:43.26]Don't you think?[02:45.44]A little too ironic[02:48.79]And yeah, I really do think[02:51.03]It's like rain on your wedding day[02:56.79]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid[03:02.25]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take[03:08.65]And whowould've thought? It figures[03:18.82]And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[03:25.81]And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out[03:32.91]Helping you out