Dread Rock - Judge Dread.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : DREADWORKS MUSIC
[00:04.80][Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!"
[00:40.20]When I go down the seaside
[00:42.15]I'm feeling rather rude
[00:44.04]The girls in their bikinis
[00:46.02]Are showing all their boobs
[00:48.15]And when they see my stick of rock
[00:49.95]They all shout out with glee
[00:52.02]If all you give it all away
[00:53.76]Please save a lick for me
[00:55.59]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[00:59.70]I've never seen one as big as that before
[01:01.86]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:07.50]It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[01:11.37]I took a stroll along the beach
[01:13.23]My rock was in my hand
[01:15.27]I saw a girl buried
[01:17.07]Up to her neck in sand
[01:18.93]She said some boys did this to me *
[01:21.09]So please help get me out
[01:23.01]Before I could assist her
[01:24.78]My rock shot in her mouth
[01:26.55]And she cried-
[01:27.36]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:30.72]I've never seen one as big as that before
[01:32.85]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[01:38.52]It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[01:42.42]I'm always in the discos
[01:44.34]As soon as the sun goes down
[01:46.32]I chat up all the nice galls
[01:48.15]With bodies nice and brown
[01:50.25]I take them back to me chalet
[01:52.11]And they always get a shock
[01:54.33]When I turn the lights on
[01:55.98]And they see the size of me rock
[01:57.78]They all cry-
[01:58.56]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[02:01.89]I've never seen one as big as that before
[02:04.11]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[02:09.72]It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[02:13.53]When me holidays are over
[02:15.39]Me rock goes home with me
[02:17.49]Athough it's not as big as it was
[02:19.44]It's big enough for me
[02:21.33]If you want to know who my girlfriend is
[02:23.31]Take a look around the place
[02:25.23]She's the one in the corner
[02:26.79]With a smile upon her face
[02:29.13]And she loves that it's a big one
[02:32.97]She's never seen one as big as that before
[02:37.05]And she loves that it's a big one
[02:40.89]It must be fourteen inches long or more!
[02:43.20][Judge Dread]: "Well darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this have you?"
[02:46.80][Girlfriend]: "Oh yes I have. The milkman's got one, and he showed it to me while you were on holiday"
[02:52.86][Judge Dread]: "Coo, that must be what they mean by 'are you getting enough'. I'll tell you what, you're not getting any more of mine!"
[02:57.18][Girlfriend]: "Oh come on"
[02:59.04]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[03:04.23]I've never seen one as big as that before
[03:06.42]Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
[03:12.03]It must be fourteen inches long or more!