911 (Skit) - Awkwafina.mp3
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[00:00.00] 作词 : Nora Lum[00:00.00] 作曲 : Nora Lum[00:00.00][phone dialing][00:02.06]911, what is your emergency?[00:04.00]Hi, uh...[00:05.10]*cough*[00:05.51]This, it was like, this's kinda awkward...[00:06.99]I, um[00:07.67]*sigh*[00:09.08](Oh geez)[00:09.74]I, uh, I fell in the toilet[00:12.20]Mam...you FELL IN THE TOILET?[00:14.28]I fell in...I fell inside the, the, um...[00:16.37]Can you get yourself out of that?[00:18.16]O...OBVIOUSLY NOT[00:19.89]It's...which is why...[00:20.95]OK, well, how, how did you get your...bum stuck?[00:24.63]I...I was um...[00:26.74]*cough*[00:27.29]I was, um, tak...I was taking a sh...um...[00:30.04]You're...[00:30.44]Uh, not defecating, it was...actually a bit of both[00:33.35]I fell...I fell in and, uh, I...um...[00:37.23]In the...you're in the big hole? In the toilet?[00:39.82]I, I'm in...the...I'm in the big hole...[00:42.99]...But I'm also in the little one[00:44.36]You're in the littl...[00:45.90]How...how...[00:48.13]With my entire ass[00:49.31]Mam, mam...I'm gonna send a unit[00:51.34]Is this an entire unit?[00:53.12]On call, uh, we've got fire...we've got fire responder[00:56.85]We've got...[00:57.22]Please don't send the fire...please don't[00:58.94]Please sit tight...[00:59.76]I, I flushed, because I thought that the power would then eject me out[01:04.62]But it really had just sucked me farther...[01:06.73]Is this an entire unit?[01:08.60]Mam, we have...responders coming your way[01:11.23]Wha...when you say RESPONDERS[01:12.57]How many are com...[01:13.23]I, I'M COMPLETELY NAKED[01:14.36]We have one car[01:15.24]We...we will show decency[01:17.39]We have one car, we have a fire...[01:18.80]Just, we have to call them, just in case...[01:21.24]Okay[01:22.01]Alright listen now, these units to your...[01:23.58]Are they good-looking?[01:24.66]Mam, they...[01:25.87]Are they good-looking firemen?[01:27.40]Can you send over kind of a...kind of a raggedy one?[01:30.01]But, you know, maybe a gimpy leg?[01:31.33]I can't, I can't...[01:32.31]Is there a towel near you?[01:33.84]You can...you can grab and cover yourself?[01:37.11]Only a shower cap[01:38.23]Which I'm currently wearing[01:40.21]I'm wearing the shower caps[01:41.24]So I, I can maybe put it on one breast, but...[01:44.39]On your...[01:44.85]Can you wait on the phone? With me?[01:46.17]Okay...[01:46.69]I'm alone...and um...[01:48.18]Please sit tight...[01:48.90]I never had a mom
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