Bats - The Scary Bitches.mp3

[00:00.382]I met this bloke who looked like a goth
[00:03.392]But soon found out that he was not
[00:06.654]He was a genuine count from Transylvannia
[00:09.916]He said, "Marry me, that's where I'll take ya"
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[00:15.197]To a ruined castle on top of a cliff
[00:17.960]Where the air's so cold it would freeze your tits
[00:21.781]And there he taught me how to fly
[00:25.049]Two lovers together in a purple sky
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[00:29.311]And we had bats for dinner and bats for tea
[00:33.323]Bats for him and bats for me
[00:36.582]A big fat rat for Sunday roast
[00:40.359]For breakfast, we had bats on toast
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[00:45.372]And when the cooking became a chore
[00:48.132]We'd just chop them up and eat them raw
[00:51.646]Or open a window facing south
[00:54.908]And let them fly straight in our mouths
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[01:00.179]Bats for dinner, bats for tea
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[01:26.565]The neighbours didn't like us much
[01:29.604]They seemed to bear some sort of a grudge
[01:32.867]Attacked the castle with flaming torches
[01:36.130]Burned the stables and stole the Porsches
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[01:41.170]Then the local vicar, a miserable tart
[01:44.184]Stuck a wooden stake through my boyfriend's heart
[01:47.952]I escaped but I'm alone again
[01:50.967]In a one-room flat in Sydenham
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[01:55.230]And there's no bats for dinner, no bats for tea
[01:58.993]No bats from the caves or the belfry
[02:02.505]It's peas and cabbage for Sunday roast
[02:05.816]Or if I'm lucky, beans on toast
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[02:11.120]And when the cooking becomes a chore
[02:14.131]I just chop them up and eat them raw
[02:17.642]And think about of how things used to be
[02:20.904]When there was just my count and me
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[02:25.672]There's no fairytale castles in the sky
[02:28.944]But the room's so cold, it would make you cry
[02:32.457]And still sometimes at night I fly
[02:35.721]Over London's dark grey sky
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[02:41.237]And think of him in another world
[02:43.998]And hope he's waiting for his girl
[02:47.259]One day, united we will be
[02:50.771]Together forever for eternity
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[02:54.786]And there'll be bats for dinner and bats for tea
[02:58.817]Bats for him and bats for me
[03:02.327]A big fat rat for Sunday roast
[03:05.589]For breakfast we'll have bats on toast
[03:08.098]
[03:10.608]And when the cooking became a chore
[03:13.387]We'd just chop them up and eat them raw
[03:17.217]Or open a window facing south
[03:20.227]And let them fly straight in our mouths
[03:22.737]
[03:25.498]Bats for dinner, bats for tea
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[03:35.151]Bats for tea (you'll surely die)
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[03:48.230]Bats for tea (you'll surely die)
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