The Legend of Zelda Rap - Smosh.mp3

[00:19.86]Yeah, my name is Link, man
[00:21.48]More well known than 'Lil Wayne
[00:23.16]Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
[00:24.78](That's a ****ing girl's name!)
[00:26.34]I've saved the world like 15 times
[00:27.87]And saved the princess from demise
[00:29.52]And I do it all alone
[00:30.81]With no help and no advice
[00:34.02](Hey, look, listen)
[00:34.47]Hey look listen you ****ing annoying fairy
[00:36.00]I'd rather be forced to listen
[00:37.56]To constant Katy Perry
[00:39.21]I think it's about time
[00:40.08]I got some recognition
[00:41.37]Don't you think
[00:42.48]Legend of Zelda?
[00:43.59]Screw that!
[00:43.86]Legend of Link!
[00:44.22][Chorus]
[00:44.58]Cause he's the
[00:46.47]L to the I to the n to the k
[00:48.69]Wears tights everyday
[00:50.10]Don't give a damn what you say
[00:51.90]Got bigger **** than even
[00:54.00]Evel Knievel and he ain't
[00:55.86]Gonna stop till the world
[00:57.48]Is free of evil
[00:58.83]I'll break all your pots
[01:00.06]And I best not hear you bitching
[01:01.50]I've got the triforce of courage
[01:03.06]****
[01:03.45]So you better listen
[01:04.68]That's right
[01:05.16]I'm called the bushwhacker
[01:06.57]And my bank account's maxed out
[01:08.37]Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
[01:11.64]Can't back down can't slack now
[01:13.29]The world needs me to attack now
[01:14.85]Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
[01:16.17]For these bombs in castle town
[01:18.03]Just give me some heart containers
[01:19.44]And let me spit on my ocarina
[01:20.91]So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
[01:23.16]All the way to Argentina
[01:33.18][Chorus]
[01:34.11][Ganon]
[01:53.91]Yo you low life elf
[01:55.29]Need a ride up to the north pole
[01:57.15]Santa's got a thing for elves
[01:58.38]Gettin' his marriage annulled
[01:59.79]You really think savin' the princess
[02:01.71]Will convince me your straight?
[02:03.72]The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008
[02:05.10][Link]
[02:06.96]Oh snap!
[02:07.62]It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
[02:09.72]Ba****an's cape? Lincoln's beard?
[02:11.34]Were you dressed by a child?
[02:12.90]You're a ginger with no soul!
[02:14.73]And you look like a **** troll
[02:16.35]Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
[02:17.85]Gettin' a little bit old
[02:19.08][Ganon]
[02:19.29]You think Zelda's stupid enough to get
[02:21.45]Kidnapped so often
[02:22.62]She runs off into my castle
[02:23.91]Into my room and begs to get locked in
[02:25.77]Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
[02:27.84]And your girly fairy face
[02:29.91]L-i-n-k more like
[02:30.90]L-i-n-Gay
[02:31.77][Link]
[02:32.61]Man you should have been aborted
[02:34.23]Just like the jersey shore
[02:35.73]Its a damn lie you told about Zelda
[02:37.20]'Cause she loves my master sword
[02:39.00]It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
[02:40.62]Tryin' to rule Hyrule
[02:41.61]Cause today will be known as
[02:43.38]The day you got schooled!