[00:00.360]You wanna know how l got these scars?[00:03.330]My father was... a drinker and a fiend.[00:07.260]And one night he goes off crazier than usual.[00:11.850]Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.[00:14.730]Hedoesn't like that not one bit.[00:21.360]So, me watching he takes the knife to her,[00:24.930]Laughing while he does it.[00:27.600]He turns to me and he says:[00:30.030]" why so serious?"[00:34.800]He comes at me with the knife.[00:35.970]" Why so serious?"[00:41.220]He sticks the blade in my mouth.[00:45.000]"Let's put a smile on that face."[00:47.100]And...[00:47.190]" Why so serious?"[00:55.020]Well, hello, beautiful.[01:00.240]You must beHarvey's squeeze. Hm?[01:01.140]And you are betutiful.[01:01.620]You look nervous. Is it the scars?[01:02.460]You wanna konw how I got them?[01:03.060]Come here. Hey. Look at me.[01:03.660]So I had a wife.[01:04.440]She was beautiful, like you[01:04.980]who tells me I worry too much[01:09.330]who tells me I ought to smile more[01:12.480]who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey.[01:18.390]One day they carve her face.[01:21.570]And we have no money for surgeries. Shecan't take it.[01:26.010]I just wanna see her smile again. Hm?[01:29.760]I just want her to know that Idon't care about the scars.[01:35.370]So I stick a razor in my mouth[01:37.080]and do this to myself. And you know what?[01:43.140]Shecan't stand the sight of me.[01:46.320]She leaves.[01:48.690]Now I see the funny side.[01:51.780]NowI'm always smiling.[02:00.390]The only sensible way to live is without rules.