[00:00.00] 作词 : Paul Simon[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Simon[00:00.00]Lyrics:Paul Simon Music:Paul Simon[00:10.71]Do people have a tendency to dump on you?[00:15.78]Does your group have more cavities than theirs?[00:20.97]Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?[00:26.01]Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?[00:31.11]Well there's no need to complain,[00:33.78]We'll eliminate your pain.[00:36.09]We can neutralize your brain.[00:38.55]You'll feel just fine[00:41.40]Now.[00:41.46]Buy a big bright green pleasure machine![00:50.04]Do figures of authority just shoot you down?[00:55.14]Is life within the business world a drag?[01:00.42]Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around[01:05.55]To find yourself a more productive bag?[01:10.74]Are you worried and distressed?[01:13.29]Can't seem to get no rest?[01:15.60]Put our product to the test.[01:17.88]You'll feel just fine[01:19.32]Now.[01:19.38]Buy a big bright green pleasure machine![01:20.13]You better hurry up and order one.[01:20.88]Our limited supply is very nearly gone.[01:21.72]Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?[01:22.74]Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?[01:23.61]Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?[01:24.75]Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?[01:25.50]We can end your daily strife[01:26.10]At a reasonable price.[01:26.70]You've seen it advertised in Life.[01:27.39]You'll feel just fine[01:27.78]Now.[01:27.84]Buy a big bright green pleasure machine.