[00:15.165]I was tired of my lady[00:18.056]We'd been together too long[00:21.457]Like a worn out recording[00:25.100]Of a favorite song[00:28.484]So while she lay there sleepin'[00:31.645]I read the paper in bed[00:35.049]And in the personal columns[00:38.444]There was this letter I read[00:41.853]“If you like piña coladas[00:45.457]And gettin' caught in the rain[00:48.841]If you're not into yoga[00:52.249]If you have half a brain[00:55.653]If you like makin' love at midnight[00:59.025]In the dunes on the cape[01:02.430]Then I'm the love that you've looked for[01:05.821]Write to me and escape”[01:10.231][01:22.810]I didn't think about my lady[01:26.203]I know that sounds kinda mean[01:29.595]But me and my old lady[01:32.724]Had fallen into the same old dull routine[01:36.385]So I wrote to the paper[01:39.760]Took out a personal ad[01:43.155]And though I'm nobody's poet[01:46.522]I thought it wasn't half bad[01:49.940]“Yes, I like piña coladas[01:53.592]And gettin' caught in the rain[01:56.727]I'm not much into health food[02:00.380]I am into champagne[02:03.732]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon[02:07.160]And cut through all this red tape[02:10.574]At a bar called O'Malley's[02:13.971]Where we'll plan our escape”[02:17.360][02:30.962]So I waited with high hopes[02:34.316]And she walked in the place[02:37.717]I knew her smile in an instant[02:41.128]I knew the curve of her face[02:44.499]It was my own lovely lady[02:47.839]And she said, "Oh, it's you"[02:51.467]Then we laughed for a moment[02:54.604]And I said, "I never knew[02:58.028]That you like piña coladas[03:01.436]And gettin' caught in the rain[03:04.838]And the feel of the ocean[03:08.241]And the taste of champagne[03:11.633]If you like making love at midnight[03:14.979]In the dunes on the cape[03:18.383]You're the lady I've looked for[03:21.812]Come with me and escape"[03:24.951][03:38.848]If you like piña coladas[03:42.264]And gettin' caught in the rain[03:45.615]If you're not into yoga[03:49.005]If you have half a brain[03:52.113]If you like making love at midnight[03:55.768]In the dunes on the cape[03:59.172]I'm the love that you've looked for[04:02.574]Write to me and escape[04:05.950]Yes, I like piña coladas[04:09.065]And gettin' caught in the rain[04:12.455]I'm not much into health food[04:16.093]I am into champagne