[00:00.000] 作词 : Brooker, Reid[00:09.926]While standing at the junction on 42nd street[00:18.167]I idly kick a pebble lying near my feet[00:27.420]I hear a weird noise[00:32.175]Take a look up and down[00:36.414]The cause of the commotion is right there on the ground[00:45.183]Imagine my surprise[00:49.196]Thought i'd left it at home[00:56.880]But there's no doubt about it[00:57.142]It's my own tombstone[01:05.655]I went into a shop and bought a loaf of bread[01:14.130]I sank my teeth into it[01:18.877]Thought i'd bust my head[01:24.149]I dashed to the dentist[01:28.119]Said, 'i've got an awful pain!'[01:33.122]The man looks in my mouth and screams, 'this boy is insane!'[01:42.275]Imagine my surprise[01:46.032]Thought i'd left it at home[01:50.799]But there's a lump in my mouth of my own tombstone[02:41.814]I went to see a movie[02:47.576]Got the only empty seat[02:51.069]I tried to stretch out in it[02:56.572]Something blocking my feet[03:00.824]Finally the lights came up[03:05.075]And i could clearly see[03:09.327]A slab of engraved marble[03:13.849]Just staring up at me[03:18.352]Imagine my surprise[03:22.601]Thought i'd left it at home[03:26.850]But there's no doubt i'm sitting on my own tombstone