[00:03.81]Don't want to be a fat man,[00:34.68]People would think that i was[00:36.57]Just good fun.[00:41.70]Would rather be a thin man,[00:46.02]I am so glad to go on being one.[00:51.60]Too much to carry around with you,[01:00.03]No chance of finding a woman who[01:08.22]Will love you in the morning and all the night time too.[01:29.85]Don't want to be a fat man,[01:34.11]Have not the patience to ignore all that.[01:39.36]Hate to admit to myself half of my problems[01:44.88]Came from being fat.[01:49.32]Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him,[01:58.14]I seen the other side to being thin.[02:05.64]Roll us both down a mountain[02:07.53]And i'm sure the fat man would win.