[00:00.000] 作词 : Richard Dawson[00:01.000] 作曲 : Richard Dawson[00:07.850]We're hurrying home from Sheffield[00:12.936]Having received a phone call[00:18.271]From our tearful nephew[00:23.616]Whom we had left in charge[00:28.690]"It's happened again, the pub's flooded again[00:33.857]Humber burst its banks this morning"[00:39.245]We've been over to see our mam[00:44.363]Who's in the later stages of dementia[00:49.717]She didn't understand that we had to go[00:54.582]A whole box of Maltesers got sent rolling all over the floor[00:59.967]How little we are, clung to the river's edge[01:05.110]Come hell or high water, how little we are[01:10.498]Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh[01:21.016]We park up by the derelict primary school[01:26.113]Tie bags for life around our ankles[01:31.305]And wade across the playing field[01:36.378]Through the council estate to the market square[01:41.788]The whole town's come out to stand dumbly about[01:46.665]Staring at the filthy water[01:52.040]The guy from the vape shop[01:54.745]Ferrying his chocolate labs[01:57.427]Waves to us cheerily[01:59.842]From a leaky kayak[02:02.519]"I've lost everything apart from what counts"[02:07.888]Pointing to his dogs and then at his heart[02:13.042]How little we are, clung to the river's edge[02:18.172]Come hell or high water, how little we are[02:23.548]Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh[02:33.801]There's a crowd gathered 'round the fat-headed butcher[02:38.085]Who's back on his soap box again[02:40.473]Bemoaning the lack of adequate flood defences[02:44.248]Somehow putting it down to "an insurge[02:49.138]Of benefit-scrounging immigrants"[02:54.785]While handing out packs of sausages, black puddings, ham and haggises[02:59.910]Avoiding making eye contact, we hurry past the baying throng[03:06.133]Our beer garden lies in disarray[03:10.489]Tangled chair legs and drowned umbrellas[03:15.643]Crossing the threshold, we are overwhelmed[03:20.690]To find our neighbours whom we've never actually spoke to[03:26.104]Working frantically to save our pub[03:31.224]Lifting the tables clear and sweeping away the liquid mud[03:36.632]How little we are, clung to the river's edge[03:41.800]Come hell or high water, how little we are[03:46.960]Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh[04:39.165]How little we are, in the mouth of the world[04:44.541]Come hell or high water, how little we are[04:50.215]Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh[05:00.458]Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh