Boxman's Girlfriend - Smosh.mp3

Boxman's Girlfriend - Smosh.mp3
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[00:20.55]There was this ...
[00:20.55]There was this one time not too long ago
[00:22.89]I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
[00:25.62]She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
[00:28.20]If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
[00:30.90]I've never spoken to her, not even a word
[00:33.48]I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
[00:35.85]But believe me
[00:36.57]I've tried, but to no avail
[00:38.70]When I flirt with girls,
[00:39.99]I always fail
[00:41.25]Boxman, Boxman,
[00:41.67]Boxman can't get a girlfriend
[00:58.11]He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
[01:32.88]It's about time that
[01:34.11]I face my fears
[01:35.34]Or I'll regret this for years and years
[01:37.86]Man, I'm so nervous,
[01:39.24]I think I might hurl...
[01:40.65]Hey there
[01:41.16]Boxman, my name is pretty girl
[01:43.11]Oh wait, I'm sorry,
[01:44.55]I'm not good at this ...
[01:46.38]You smell that? it smells like piss
[01:48.24]Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
[01:50.55]Will you please go on a date with me?
[01:56.40]Boxman, Boxman,
[01:56.82]Boxman just got a girlfriend
[02:09.33]Even after pissing his pants,
[02:11.82]Boxman just got a girlfriend
[02:14.25]Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
[02:16.68]You know that kinda thing will get you shot
[02:19.32]Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
[02:21.96]I could have you arrested for this crime
[02:24.33]What's wrong with you man?
[02:26.04]It's the 21st century
[02:27.03]Why you gotta go and act so elementary
[02:29.55]I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
[02:31.95]Come on baby, lets go
[02:34.89]I'm not gonna let people bring me down
[02:37.02]Now that's just something that
[02:38.64]I won't allow
[02:39.87]I taught myself that
[02:40.86]I should just walk away
[02:42.12]But then I always throw boiling water in their face
[02:45.21]If there's something that
[02:46.32]I've learned from all this
[02:47.40]It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
[02:50.04]But sticking together through thick and thin
[02:52.44]And if someone's a ****, throw hot water on him
[02:58.14]Boxman, Boxman,
[02:58.83]Boxman has got a girlfriend
[03:00.99]He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
[03:16.26]Boxman, Boxman,
[03:18.75]Boxman has got a girlfriend
[03:21.39]Boxman, Boxman,
[03:23.91]Boxman has got a boyfriend?
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