[00:00.000] 作词 : Jason Williamson[00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Fearn/Jason Williamson[00:06.169]Hello, I’m here today to talk about the importance of independent venues.[00:11.587]I’m also secretly hoping that by agreeing to talk about the importance of independent venues,[00:17.640]I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues[00:23.435][00:23.923]I’m no good with elocution[00:26.482]To get myself into the institution[00:29.747]So I can win some donkey straw[00:32.651]Get a frame and put it on my ****in’ wall[00:36.277][00:36.616]I wish I had the time[00:39.202]To be a wanker just like you[00:42.566]And maybe then, I’d be somewhere lovely and warm[00:46.845]Just like you[00:48.501][00:52.132]Elocution[00:57.911]Elocution[00:59.957][01:00.313]I wish I had the time[01:03.023]To be a wanker just like you[01:06.637]And maybe then, I’d be somewhere lovely and warm[01:10.889]Just like you[01:12.773][01:17.855]It’s a suicide mission[01:20.368]To go online and knock the opposition[01:23.610]But I don’t want no donkey straw[01:26.125]Cos I wee’d in the corner near the stable door[01:28.990]And I buzz, career tabs death[01:31.931]Little one liners, little clever shithouse fivers[01:37.980]In the scope that the hands of shite have took[01:41.431]Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up. Hey[01:46.265][01:48.422]I wish I had the time[01:50.854]To be a wanker just like you[01:54.381]And maybe then, I’d be somewhere lovely and warm[01:58.657]Just like you[02:00.626][02:22.961]I’m no good with elocution[02:29.811]I’m no good with elocution[02:32.626][02:35.964]I wish I had the time[02:39.194]To be a wanker just like you[02:42.537]And maybe then, I’d be somewhere lovely and warm[02:46.543]Just like you