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[00:00.00] 作曲 : Riki Lindhome[00:14.13]{Verse 1}[00:14.64]You text at three in the morning[00:16.84]And you misspell my name[00:19.31]You've slept with half my friends on Facebook[00:21.64]And most of them think you are lame[00:23.98]You say that with me, it's different[00:26.36]And you're not that big of a dick[00:28.71]And if you disappear, it's 'cause you're busy[00:31.07]Not 'cause you're with some chick[00:34.02]I know this might be uncouth[00:35.79]But I've decided to tell you the truth[00:39.65]{Chorus}[00:40.57]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you[00:42.92]It's close, but not quite there[00:45.09]Give me time to get a little bit more rejected[00:47.68]And you and I could make an awesome pair[00:53.13]A totally awesome pair[00:58.81]{Verse 2}[00:59.32]I seem like your perfect target[01:01.57]Like I've been lonely for too long[01:04.04]You think I haven't had sex in forever[01:06.58]And I'll admit that you're not wrong[01:08.86]But I would rather have no one[01:11.23]Than this crap, let me reaffirm[01:13.46]I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned[01:15.99]And the antidote was in your sperm[01:18.98]I know this might be uncouth[01:20.72]But I've decided to tell you the truth[01:24.49]{Chorus}[01:25.36]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you[01:27.77]It's close, but not quite there[01:30.05]Give me time to get a little bit more desperate[01:32.52]And you and I could make an awesome pair[01:38.01]A totally awesome pair[01:44.07]{Bridge}[01:44.51]Thanks for not even pretending to respect me[01:46.24]Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is[01:48.50]'Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship[01:50.99]What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises[01:55.80]Especially when I'm on the road[01:58.22]Or anywhere, really[02:00.55]'Cause I'm a girl, hello[02:02.90]That's kind of how it goes[02:05.53]{Verse 3}[02:06.07]Love is elusive and impossible[02:07.55]But dicks are available everywhere[02:09.68]So sorry if I don't feel super-lucky[02:12.10]To get a penis like yours attached[02:13.89]To a man who can't even pretend to care[02:17.34]Maybe if something goes horribly awry[02:19.44]And I think I'll never find a better guy[02:21.47]But for now[02:24.01]For now[02:26.76]{Chorus}[02:27.22]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you[02:29.05]It's so close, but not quite there[02:31.51]Give me time to get a little more wasted[02:33.81]And you and I could make an awesome pair[02:39.34]A totally awesome pair