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[00:00.00] 作词 : 旭的[00:00.31] 作曲 : 旭的[00:00.63]句句属实 - 旭的[00:00.94]词：旭的[00:01.12]曲：旭的[00:01.74]「未经授权不得翻唱或使用」[00:02.24]我说的都是实话呀[00:04.66][00:06.64]理发店里能剪头[00:08.19]二楼上面是三楼[00:09.68]台球厅里能打台球[00:11.29]动物园应该有猴[00:12.65][00:12.90]面馆里头能吃面[00:14.51]第一个对象叫初恋[00:16.00]摸了电线能触电[00:17.60]粑粑也能叫大便[00:18.78][00:19.03]鸡蛋糕里有鸡蛋[00:20.71]电影得用眼睛看[00:22.32]汽车的轱辘他会转[00:23.87]内裤穿完你得换[00:25.04][00:25.35]鼻子下面有张嘴[00:27.08]脚的上面叫做腿[00:28.57]大海里面有海水[00:30.12]超市儿东西不白给[00:31.66][00:31.85]猪的身上有猪肉[00:33.46]牛的身上有牛肉[00:35.07]羊的身上有羊肉[00:36.56]你的身上有肥肉[00:37.73][00:38.11]出门你得穿上鞋[00:39.79]爸爸的爸爸叫做爷[00:41.34]上初中得先上小学[00:42.89]六一他叫儿童节[00:43.94][00:44.12]水喝多了得尿尿[00:45.91]得病了你得吃药[00:47.59]没钱得管家里要[00:49.19]困了你就得睡觉[00:50.37][00:50.68]拉完粑粑你得擦[00:52.29]没有钱就省点花[00:53.90]有钱你也不能乱花[00:55.45]乱花钱的纯败家[00:56.50][00:57.12]熊大熊二不是人[00:58.61]擎天柱也不是人[01:00.28]喜洋洋他也不是人[01:01.71]美羊羊更不是人[01:02.95][01:03.32]酒店他是过夜的[01:04.93]夜店他是喝酒的[01:06.60]黄瓜其实他是绿的！[01:08.33]马桶是给人用的[01:09.32][01:09.69]剪完头发得洗头[01:10.99]吃米饭得先煮熟[01:12.84]电动车他不能加油[01:14.33]足球场能踢足球[01:15.63][01:16.00]冰箱其实是柜子[01:17.61]冰柜其实是箱子[01:19.28]上厕所得先脱裤子[01:20.77]凉的吃多了拉肚子[01:22.19][01:22.50]小猪佩奇是家养猪[01:24.00]猪猪侠是散养猪[01:25.60]猪八戒的妈妈是猪[01:27.15]再炫你也是小猪[01:28.03][01:28.74]充电得用充电器[01:30.35]看电视用遥控器[01:31.79]坐电梯你不能放屁[01:33.46]熊大管熊二叫老弟[01:34.64][01:35.01]一个星期是7天[01:36.56]小孩不能学抽烟[01:38.11]白天过完就是黑天[01:39.66]厕所也叫卫生间[01:40.83][01:41.20]嘴的里面都是牙[01:42.81]刚出生的小孩不会爬[01:44.49]美羊羊她纯属绿茶[01:46.04]炎龙干不过帝皇侠[01:47.27][01:47.58]我是我爸妈生的[01:49.20]你是你爸妈生的[01:50.75]孙悟空是石头生的[01:52.31]小狗不是猪生的[01:53.36][01:53.97]买东西你得给钱[01:55.51]大年三十都过年[01:57.12]红色钞票是一百元[01:58.60]炒菜你得放点盐[02:00.19][02:00.44]吸铁石他能吸铁[02:01.81]写字你得用手写[02:03.42]上ktv别叫小姐[02:04.97]烂的水果你得撇[02:06.46][02:06.70]这世界有很多人[02:08.07]有男人还有女人[02:09.68]年轻的叫年轻人[02:11.29]老了的叫老年人[02:12.65][02:12.96]四加一他等于五[02:14.44]耗子也能叫老鼠[02:15.99]红烧排骨得用排骨[02:17.53]小狗有公也有母[02:18.83][02:19.14]手机没电你得冲[02:20.69]妈妈管爸爸叫老公[02:22.30]一小时是六十分钟[02:23.90]别管你爷叫老灯[02:25.27][02:25.58]说话你得张嘴说[02:27.06]喝水你得用嘴喝[02:28.66]走道累了你就坐车[02:30.09]别管妈妈叫大哥