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[00:00.000] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman[00:01.000] 作曲 : Scott Wittman/Marc Shaiman[00:03.880]Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn[00:11.080]Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning![00:16.240]I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition![00:19.070]Front step，cha-cha-cha[00:20.110]Back step，cha-cha-cha[00:21.920]side step，front step[00:27.910]oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs[00:30.680]Oh, mother not more ancient history![00:32.650]oh my god.how times have changed[00:35.920]these girls must be blind or completely deranged[00:39.420]but time seemed to halt[00:40.490]when I was miss baltimore crabs[00:44.570]amber, that move is far too dirty~[00:46.730]Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930![00:50.570]You can laugh, but life's a test![00:53.750]Don’t do this, don't do that![00:55.480]Remember, Mother knows best![00:57.640]And the crowns in the vault from[00:59.710]when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs[01:02.690]these steps are perfect ammunition.[01:04.710]Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition[01:08.390]Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba![01:11.850]1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7[01:15.500]Those poor runner ups[01:17.390]might still hold some grudges[01:19.240]They padded their cups[01:21.290]But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance[01:30.390]boys, put me down![1:32.490]Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got![01:36.180]Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo![01:40.140][01:40.500]On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind![01:44.860]Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?[01:46.600]Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks![01:48.560]I hit the stage[01:50.270][01:52.290]While belting Aida[01:54.010]and preparing SOUFLEES![01:54.530]But that triple somersault[01:56.530]is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs![02:29.780]Proceed.[02:30.630]Are you scared we're on live?[02:32.340]No, I'm sure I can cope.[02:34.100]Well, this show isn't broadcast in[02:36.480]Cinema scope![02:37.740]I never drink one chocolate malt[02:39.570]no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs![02:44.860]This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes![02:48.460]Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose![02:52.190]I would say[02:52.910]Oh! guvilut[02:54.090]if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs[02:59.120]Do you dance like you dress?[03:01.010]Amber, theres no need to be cruel[03:02.810]would u swim in an integrated pool?[03:06.380]I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier![03:10.960]Not in Baltimore, it isn't![03:13.080]and may i be frank[03:14.800]first impressions can be tough[03:16.660]and when i saw you i knew[03:18.510]if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it![03:22.210]and so my dear ，so short and stout[03:25.640]you’ll never be in[03:27.450]so were kicking you out![03:29.330]with your form and your fate[03:31.450]oh, it isn't your fault![03:33.070]just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs[03:43.700]ugh you may go[03:45.120][03:47.480]I think they secretly liked u![03:51.740]May I please audition?[03:52.920]Of course not[03:54.570]but u can bow and exalt[03:56.770]for i am miss Baltimore crabs![04:02.990]crabs, crabs, crabs